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08/11/16 - Quantum Of Solace
Boring. Of all the things to rip off from Bourne, extremely shaky and terribly edited action scenes is the wrong thing. And giving us three of them in a row without any character or plot... it's adequate, pedestrian, I barely cared the whole way through. 4/10
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08/11/15 - Synecdoche, New York
Shortly after Real Time we get another movie about facing mortality, but instead of the straight-and-simple approach, we get the most complicated movie I can think of. Actually I think it's about a lot more than that? The first hour moves pretty well, but then it starts to make a big fuss about spinning its wheels and going kind of nowhere. Not nowhere, but it folds in on itself. Intentionally. It's tough, because Kaufman is putting us in the shoes of a man whose grip on reality is failing, including his grasp on identity, chronology, and his goals, so the audience is likewise cast adrift without something to root for or even understand. It's challenging. It has some amazing touches, and it's memorable, but I wonder if it would have come across better Spike Jonze's way. This one seemed to lose pace and not emphasize the right things. I even read an earlier draft of the script afterwards, trying to get a better handle on what the movie was actually about or what might have been lost from page to screen. So it looks like I have to go see it a second time before I'll be confident in my take. If you're going to go, you might want to look up Cotard Delusion. 8/10
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08/11/07 - Real Time
Great trailer. One of those trailers that I fear suggests something so good that the movie itself can't live up. The first half wasn't quite clicking for me, but somewhere in the middle it turned an invisible corner and I was hooked. It delivered what the trailer promised. Heartbreaking. The actors are great, the story lean and clean. The subject matter is particularly up my alley, it was the right moment in time, so I'm overrating it 9/10
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08/11/01 - Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Sloppy, the plot doesn't make much sense, but it's funny enough to keep itself alive. It's basically what you'd expect if Kevin Smith was to come up with that title, get green-lit, and then write the script in a week. 4/10
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08/10/26 - Rachel Getting Married
Want to be a guest at this wedding? It helps that it's probably the most interesting wedding ever staged, live music all night, world music, african, blues, but for some reason they're serving Indian food. Fantastic dance floor. The speeches at the rehearsal dragged on too long, but the Groom's speech at the ceremony was nice. I guess the interesting part was watching Rachel's sister teeter on the brink of imploding. And getting to know the family. 6/10
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08/10/19 - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Now I want to go to Spain. Except I want to be Javier Bardem when I'm there. Or at least hang out with him? This is a really good movie, comfortable, interesting, great to look at. 8/10
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08/09/26 - Tropic Thunder
It opens amazing but dwindles from there. Pretty good, but I don't remember any of it now. 5/10
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08/09/20 - Burn After Reading
You know that bad cliche scene where someone is snooping and then some comes home, and the guy hides in the closet and spies on him, and then the guy goes to get something out of the closet? This movie has the best one of those scenes ever shot. Other than that, it has a lot of hilarious exasperation. I guess it's like a cross between Fargo and Lebowski, but fluffier, less substantial. 7/10

 
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